The Name Game performed by Ken Gilcrest
One of the “infotainment” packages referenced below, made to tie into the “Name the Flavor” Crest competition. Highlights include “Ken..” (look over your shoulder and flash a smile to the girl who thinks you’re hot) “… Gilcrest”; Ken undressing and dancing whilst students remain in their desks, leaving them about crotch-height for gyrating Gilcrest; a magical Crestland that includes mushrooms, a walrus named Alexander, and sharp drops into oblivion for anyone who strays off the path.
That last one would have given me such anxiety if I saw it as a kid. There aren’t even banisters!
