Tired of watching other Christian’s bad videos, I decided it was time I reinvestigated my own inculturation. So here it is: Johnny Lingo.
Intensely famous seminary video (as in, it was shown to highschoolers during classes on Mormon scripture), Johnny Lingo is deep in the psyche of every mormon mind. Beyond the depiction of island natives to surf guitar, Lingo’s plot is an example of our romantic ethics.
“It’s the cows, Mr. Harris. I wanted to make her more than happy, Mr. Harris. I wanted her to be an eight cow woman”