November 2011
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ListenBop’s song | Christopher Cole My new sounds
Nov 15th
The branch is only a part
A grape fell off the table and you went to get it.  I liked the way you got it.  I could like the way you got a grape off the floor at that moment.  I was that full of love for you.   If I was younger, I would have thought that maybe a new epoch of loving every motion and every room had just fallen upon me.  But I knew the moment was fleeting, soon again you would just be getting grapes off...
Nov 6th
September 2011
3 posts
A conversation with my roommate last night
Jordan:  Oh, about the sponge.  The sponge is a dish sponge, and it’s weird and I know, but I don’t like it touching anything but dishes.  Chris: Oh, yeah, okay, that’s cool. Jordan:  I know, it’s like my weird thing. Chris:  No no it’s fine.  We all have our things. Jordan:  Yeah, I guess. Chris:  I like to try and respect everyone’s little things.  Jordan:  Cool. Chris:  You know, just so long...
Sep 26th
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Sep 25th
I know I've stolen something, for example
This is to say, not without reservation, that the leanings of tireswings, torrential downpours, and motorboats (which when tipped move like ones heart sinks and sympathetically cause a mild nausea known to sailors and townspeople of means ample enough to the purchasing of such experience in rental or retail situations as symbols of timeless but tawdry quality) are not tied to the ticking of...
Sep 7th
August 2011
4 posts
ListenNew Joint | Christopher Cole PLEAZ RAP ON ME
Aug 21st
ListenPeople Got Their Shh*% | Christopher Cole My new...
Aug 20th
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Listenhang out with your friends | Christopher Cole My...
Aug 11th
June 2011
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ListenA song from my new old EP “Blonde...
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May 2011
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Fun with Find and Replace: Is viewing...
By the time the average American has reached the age of twenty-five, they have viewed buffythevampireslayer at least once, whether for pleasure or out of a simple curiosity.  Yet there is a kind of social contract that we do not speak about buffythevampireslayer or our buffythevampireslayer-viewing experiences in polite company. We don’t want to know what buffythevampireslayer other people...
May 16th
Listen The new beat.  Please rap on it. Hook: ...
May 14th
March 2011
2 posts
Listen Mercy Bear— first pass at it. I will not...
Mar 12th
Listen SEXICALIDOPESHIT. The forgotten classic.
Mar 3rd
October 2010
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Listen Failed Tunes Part 1. … bum bee dum...
Oct 4th
September 2010
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Sep 21st
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Listen “Let’s do this.” Song:  If ...
Sep 15th
August 2010
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Aug 31st
Listen Here’s a suprisingly sweet song from Big...
Aug 9th
July 2010
3 posts
Listenmichellemacedomusic: HERE IS THE SINGLE AGAIN!...
Jul 11th
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June 2010
4 posts
Kickstarter - The Car Show, World Premier... →
Please visit the page and join the Car Show Nation of supporters!!!
Jun 14th
!!!The Car Show needs YoU!!!
The Car Show is my show I am raising money for on Kickstarter.  It is a mash-up of theater, film, drive in movies and car washes.  Please visit the site, watch the video, and donate if you can!  http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/iangarrett/the-car-show-world-premier-drive-in-theater-carwas-0 We’re two weeks in, and have raised about 32% of our goal, but we have a long way to go and not...
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April 2010
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Listen Hey.  I gave up making music for awhile. ...
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January 2010
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December 2009
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November 2009
9 posts
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i remember this one too
Nov 30th
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So, turns out most seminary videos are only available on the internet through their ASL guided versions.  That said, this is verrryyy enjoyable. we are such good, simple people.  A pornographic magazine on the side of the road, a graphic passage in the required reading for a class— these are the problems of the young mormon man.
Nov 30th
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thegooglymoogly: The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air - Neil Young originally by Will Smith (posted by copycats:sometimesagreatnotion) !@#$%^&*()! Head EXPLODES. Jimmy Fallon FOR THE WIN!!!!!!
Nov 25th
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This Mormon seminary video juxtaposes a Book of Mormon story of Nephi building a boat with a highschool girl who wants to proselytize. The brilliance here is how much the story steals from teenage romance scripts— it seems more like she wants to do this girl as much as she wants to tell her about jesus.  “She’s so out of my league” “I get this warm scary excited...
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October 2009
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My two birthday quotations (thoughts)
“I returned home and called whoever it was I was supposed to meet and told them I would not meet them.  I didn’t tell them why because, I don’t know, I wasn’t sure I was supposed to mention it yet.  Maybe, I thought, it is like a wish, and you’re not supposed to talk about it or it will be horribly maligned.  Of course, this definitely wasn’t a wish, but it was something big. I had to...
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Listen Fun Boy Three & Bananarama— It...
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